None more black stew


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What the Hell?

My culinary tribute to Spinal Tap. Black rice, black barley and black beans is a gooey mess of dark goodness. It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. Feel free to improvise and add more hot sauce if you want to make this go to eleven. Black rice and black barley can be found in bulk at Whole Foods.

What the hell should I drink?

Dark beer! Thick and throaty. If you can find it, Fat Head’s Oompa Loompa Chocolate Cream Stout is really amazing.

Fat Head's Oompa Loompa Chocolate Cream Stout

What the hell should I listen to?

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap, of course. Triple bass assault.


None more black stew
 
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Serves: 8
Ingredients
Rice
  • ½ C. black rice (Forbidden black rice)
  • 1 C. vegetable broth
  • 1 tsp. bacon salt
  • ¼ tsp. kosher salt
Stew
  • 6 C. vegetable broth
  • ½ C. black barley
  • 1 C. diced onion
  • 6 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 carrots, diced
  • 2 ribs celery, diced
  • 1 Tbls. Italian seasoning
  • ¼ C. chili peppers, minced (heat level of your choice)
  • 1 tsp. garlic powder
  • 1 tsp. onion powder
  • 1 tsp. dried oregano
  • 2 tsp. siracha chili sauce
  • 1 15.5 oz can black beans, rinsed well
  • 1 14.5 oz can diced tomatoes
  • 1 bag Quorn grounds or Boca crumbles
Instructions
Rice
  1. Combine all rice ingredients in a small, heavy bottom pot.
  2. Bring to a boil.
  3. Cover, reduce heat to simmer and cook for 30-40 minutes or until all liquid is absorbed and rice is tender.
Stew
  1. While rice is cooking start the stew
  2. In a large, heavy bottomed pot, combine broth, black barley, onion, garlic, carrots, celery, Italian seasoning, chili peppers, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, and siracha.
  3. Bring to a boil.
  4. Partially cover, reduce heat to simmer and cook for 30-40 minutes, or until barley is soft, stirring occasionally.
  5. Add cooked rice, tomatoes, black beans and Quorn or Boca crumbles.
  6. Simmer 15 minutes to allow flavors to meld.
  7. Eat.