Corn, Broccoli, Tomato and Cheese Pasties...

What the Hell? Golden, flaky pockets of veggie goodness. Think of them as homemade Hotpockets. Make these and freeze them for future instant hangover, handheld, booze soaking relief. They’re time consuming to make, but totally worth it. If you want to get fancy, serve them with some marinara dipping sauce. These can be made appetizer size or main course size. Appetizer size will yield 32 pasties, main course size will yield 16. What the hell should I drink? A Moscow Mule would be lovely with there. Vodka, good quality ginger beer, a pinch of grated ginger and a big squeeze of lime juice on the rocks. Yeah, that goes down real nice. What the hell should I listen to? All kinds of Girls by the Real Kids. You’re gonna need something poppy and upbeat to keep you rolling and stuffing. Corn, Broccoli, Tomato and Cheese Pasties   Save Print Prep time 1 hour 30 mins Cook time 40 mins Total time 2 hours 10 mins   Author: Embrace the Cheese Serves: 16 or 32 Ingredients Pastry dough 3 C. unbleached, all purpose flour ½ tsp. salt 2 sticks unsalted butter, cubed and chilled solid 10-15 Tbls. ice water Filling 1.5 C. finely chopped broccoli florets 1.5 C. corn kernels 1 C. shredded, part-skim mozzarella cheese 15 oz. carton of low-fat ricotta cheese 4 scallions, thinly sliced ¼ C. chopped, fresh basil ½ C. finely chopped, sun-dried tomatoes ½ tsp. garlic powder ¼ tsp. kosher salt ¼ tsp. black pepper 1 egg 2 Tbls. water Instructions Pastry dough Wisk together the flour and salt Cut in the chilled butter until the mixture resembles coarse corn meal Gradually mix in the water until the mixture just comes together and forms a stiff ball. For appetizer size...

Coconut Pecan Chewy Cookies...

What the Hell? Chewy, nutty and sweet. Just like you! Okay, maybe not the sweet part. Almost like candy, the cookie equivalent of an Almond Joy. What the hell should I drink? A bottle of Samuel Smith’s Organic Chocolate Stout. It’s beer candy. Seriously, it’s like drinking a chocolate bar laced with boozey goodness. You need this beer. What the hell should I listen to? Hellraiser by The Sweet. Natural born raver, yeah! YEAH! Coconut Pecan Chewy Cookies   Save Print Prep time 20 mins Cook time 40 mins Total time 1 hour   Author: Embrace the Cheese Recipe type: Cookie Serves: 30 Ingredients Dry 1¾ C. unbleached all-purpose flour 1½ tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. salt Wet 2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature 1 C. sugar 1 lg. egg 2 tsp. coconut extract 3.5 C. sweetened coconut 1¼ C. chopped pecans Chocolate drizzle 1 C. dark chocolate chips Instructions Preheat over to 350° Sift together dry ingredients and set aside. In a large bowl cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the egg and coconut extract and beat until fluffy and well combined. Add the coconut and pecans and mix well. Gradually add the flour mixture until well combined. With your hands, pinch off golfball sized pieces of dough and roll into a ball. Place balls on parchment lined baking sheets and flatten with your finger tips. Bake for 11-13 minutes. Do not over bake, cookies should still look a wee bit shiny on top. Remove from oven and allow to rest on baking sheet for 10 minutes to firm up. Move to wire rake to finish cooling. Chocolate Drizzle Place chocolate chips in a microwave safe bowl. Slowly melt the chips in the microwave, being careful to stir...

Whiskey Toffee Nuts

What the Hell? Booze! Bacon! Butter! Sugar! Nuts! HELL YES! Five of my favorite things boiled together in a sloppy slurry of adult quality snacking goodness. You want these nuts in your mouth. Now. What the hell should I drink? These are, after all, whiskey nuts. Whiskey is the obvious choice, but beer is also a fine companion. I’m a fan of Jameson and Bulleit Rye in the whiskey department. What the hell should I listen to? Whiskey in the Jar by Thin Lizzy. Strong and smooth. Whiskey Toffee Nuts   Save Print Prep time 10 mins Cook time 45 mins Total time 55 mins   Author: Embrace the Cheese Recipe type: Snacky snack! Cuisine: Boozetastic! Serves: 6 Ingredients 1 lb. slab bacon, diced 1¼ C. of raw sugar (Turbinado sugar) 4 Tbls. unsalted butter ¾ C. whiskey of your choice 1 C raw peanuts (or any other raw nuts. Whole Foods is the only place I've been able to find raw peanuts without the skin.) Instructions In a large cast iron skillet cook the bacon over medium heat until crisp. When cooked, drain on paper towels. Meanwhile in a medium-sized, heavy bottomed sauce pan bring the sugar, butter, and whiskey to a boil. Lower the heat and slow boil until the liquid is thick, very bubbly and reduced to half it's original volume. Stir occasionally. Add the raw peanuts (you can use any kind of raw nut) but if you use roasted nuts they may end up burning and turning black. Stir the nuts constantly, as the liquid reduces. Eventually all the moisture will evaporate and the sugar mixture will look like wet sand. Keep stirring and as the sugar begins to caramelize add the cooked bacon. Keep stirring until most of the...

Sugar Cookie

What the Hell? Sugar cookies! Everyone loves a good sugar cookie. These are soft, melt-in-your-mouth, sweet cookie goodness. This recipe does not need to be refrigerated or anything. Super simple. The key is to slightly under bake these babies so they don’t get hard and crunchy. What the hell should I drink? A sugar cookie martini! Sugary, boozy, sweet overkill. Cookies and booze! Together at last! Ingredients: 1 sugar cookie, crushed 2 ounces Irish Cream 1 ounce vanilla vodka 1 ounce Butterscotch Schnapps Directions: Dip the rim of a chilled martini glass into water, then into the crushed sugar cookie. Combine Irish Cream with vodka, schnapps and ice in a martini shaker. Gently shake and strain into the prepared martini. What the hell should I listen to? C is for Cookie by Cookie Monster. It’s good enough for me! C’mon, sing-a-long. Sugar Cookie   Save Print Prep time 20 mins Cook time 40 mins Total time 1 hour   Sugar cookies! Everyone loves a good sugar cookie. These are soft, melt-in-your-mouth, sweet cookie goodness. This recipe does not need to be refrigerated or anything. Super simple. The key is to slightly under bake these babies so they don't get hard and crunchy. Author: Embrace the Cheese Recipe type: Cookie Serves: 30 Ingredients Cookies 3 C. unbleached, all-purpose flour 1½ tsp. baking powder ½ tsp. salt 1 egg 2 sticks unsalted butter 1½ tsp. vanilla 1 C. sugar Milk Icing 2 C. powdered sugar, sifted 2 Tbls. meringue powder 2 tsp. clear vanilla or almond or flavor of your choice ½ tsp. salt 4 Tbls. milk any color food coloring Instructions Cookies Preheat oven to 350° Mix flour, baking powder and salt together in a medium bowl and set aside. Cream sugar and butter together...

Connie’s Chocolate Chip Cookies...

What the Hell? The best, chewy, gooey, most amazing, chocolate chip cookie you will ever shove in your unworthy pie hole. The recipe was painstakingly crafted by my friend Connie Hansen. She is a cookie savant. She is making the world a better place, one cookie at a time. She sells her delicious gifts of cookie love locally in Columbus, Ohio. If you are ever in the area be sure to order a batch from her. Check out Constance Cravings for more details and to see all of her other cookie offerings. What the hell should I drink? Most folks would say milk is a chocolate chip cookies’ best friend. I’m not gonna deny this, but I’ve got to say, a nice White Russian goes really well with chewy, chocolate chip cookie goodness. What the hell should I listen to? A classic cookie, needs some classic rock. Unchained by Van Halen. Yes! Connie's Chocolate Chip Cookies   Save Print Prep time 20 mins Cook time 50 mins Total time 1 hour 10 mins   This is the best chewy, fulfilling chocolate chip cookie EVER! It will change your life, it's that good. This recipe was perfected by my friend Connie. She wants to make the cookie world a better place. Author: Embrace the Cheese Recipe type: Cookie Cuisine: Yummy Serves: 30 Ingredients Dry 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. salt 3½ C. unbleached, all-purpose white flour Wet 2 sticks unsalted butter, soften (room temperature) 1 C. dark brown sugar, firmly packed 1 C. light brown sugar, firmly packed ⅓ C. white granulated sugar 2 lg. eggs 4 tsp. pure vanilla extract 2 12ozs bags semi-sweet chocolate morsels Instructions Preheat oven to 375° In a large bowl, sift together dry ingredients....

Chewy peanut butter cookies...

What the Hell? Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Full of peanut buttery goodness. The best peanut butter cookie you will ever have. What the hell should I drink? Milk. That’s all I got. I have no idea what booze goes well with peanut butter. You’ll have to figure that one out for yourself. Go forth and experiment! What the hell should I listen to? A song about peanut butter, of course! Peanut Butter by the Marathons. Dig it. Peanut butter cookies   Save Print Prep time 20 mins Cook time 1 hour Total time 1 hour 20 mins   Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. The best damn peanut butter cookie you will ever eat. Author: Embrace the Cheese Recipe type: Cookie Cuisine: American Serves: 36 Ingredients Dry: 1½ C. unbleached, all-purpose white flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 2½ C. quick oats Wet: 2 sticks unsalted butter, soften (room temperature) 1 C. chunky peanut butter ½ C. light brown sugar, firmly packed ½ C. dark brown sugar, firmly packed 1 C. granulated sugar 2 lg. eggs 2 tsp. pure vanilla extract 1½ C. lightly salted peanuts Instructions Preheat oven to 375° In a large bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. It’s very important that these are sifted. I use a fine mesh strainer and a whisk over a large bowl to sift. Traditional hand sifters suck. Mix in oats. In a large bowl, cream butter and peanut butter together with a mixer on medium until light and fluffy. Add sugars until well blended. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Gradually add flour/oat mixture. The dough will be very stiff. You may have to mix the last bit of flour/oat...