Quinoa, Edamame and ...

What the Hell? Plant protein power! This is a heaping pile of fiber and protein goodness. Face it, you’re looking a little bloated over there and could use some more fiber in your diet. This simple gem is chewy, nutty, filling and very satisfying. This is great warm or chilled. You...

Corn, Broccoli, Toma...

What the Hell? Golden, flaky pockets of veggie goodness. Think of them as homemade Hotpockets. Make these and freeze them for future instant hangover, handheld, booze soaking relief. They’re time consuming to make, but totally worth it. If you want to get fancy, serve them with some...

None more black stew

What the Hell? My culinary tribute to Spinal Tap. Black rice, black barley and black beans is a gooey mess of dark goodness. It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. Feel free to improvise and add more hot sauce if you want to make this go...

Red lentil-rice cake...

What the Hell? Little, crispy cakes of veggies goodness. These are little time consuming, but totally worth it. You can make the lentil-rice mixture a day ahead of time and refrigerate until you’re ready to cook. What the hell should I drink? Beer. Beer. Beer. Something crisp and not...

Split pea and barley...

What the Hell? This is a vegetarian version of my favorite split pea and ham soup. Using pearled barley gives this stew some heft and rib sticking goodness. It’s stupidly easy to make and packed full of fiber and veggie goodness. Your colon will thank you. Eat it! What the hell should I...

Garden Lentil Soup

What the Hell? Chop. Dump. Cook. Eat. No cooking skills needed. If you can chop vegetables, open a can and boil water you can make this soup! You have no excuses. Do it. Feel good about what you put into your gaping maw. I’ve seen you, and you could use the veg and fiber. What the hell...

Crack-a-licious Fros...

What the Hell? The most amazing buttercream frosting EVER! It’s crack. Once you’ve had this, you won’t want any other buttercream. You’ll crave it. You’ll NEED it. It will haunt your damn dreams. It takes a little bit of extra time, but it’s so worth it!...

Penne with shrimp, a...

What the Hell? This was the first meal I had on my first trip to England. My mother-in-law made it soon after we arrived. Simple, easy to prepare, it looks and tastes impressive. What the hell should I drink? You really should finish the dry white you plan to cook with. Don’t use...

Coconut Pecan Chewy ...

What the Hell? Chewy, nutty and sweet. Just like you! Okay, maybe not the sweet part. Almost like candy, the cookie equivalent of an Almond Joy. What the hell should I drink? A bottle of Samuel Smith’s Organic Chocolate Stout. It’s beer candy. Seriously, it’s like drinking a...

Winter Squash Soup

What the Hell? Creamy, smooth, warm bowls of comforty goodness. Get yourself some good, hearty bread and hunker down with a big bowl. What the hell should I drink? Something light and white or rosé would be lovely. What the hell should I listen to? Last train to satansville by Swervedriver....

Shrimp Ceviche

What the Hell? Real, Peruvian Ceviche is life changing. Some many favors and textures working together, your mouth cries with bliss. This isn’t really a true ceviche since the shrimp is cooked and we don’t have easy access to rocoto peppers and Peruvian limes, but this is still...

Grilled Polenta with...

What the Hell? Polenta! Pasta’s corny, bastard brother. You can treat this polenta dish like you would pasta. Smother it in a spicy red or a creamy wild mushroom sauce. It’s also lovely topped with a fried egg and little extra cheese. Experiment! Play with your food! Polenta wants...

Smoked Trout Ravioli

What the Hell? Ravioli! With smoked trout! Smothered in browned butter and fresh Parmesan! Your mouth will be overjoyed with smoky, pasta-y, full-fat goodness. No, this is not low calorie or for the health conscious. This is full-on pleasure food. Eat it! What the hell should I drink?...

Applesauce

What the Hell? Naturally sweet and chunky applesauce. So stinky easy, just like you! There is no reason you should ever buy jarred applesauce again. Seriously, this will change your applesauce loving world. This is perfect. Using 8 different apples with different levels of sweet/tartness make...

Whiskey Toffee Nuts

What the Hell? Booze! Bacon! Butter! Sugar! Nuts! HELL YES! Five of my favorite things boiled together in a sloppy slurry of adult quality snacking goodness. You want these nuts in your mouth. Now. What the hell should I drink? These are, after all, whiskey nuts. Whiskey is the obvious...

Chicken Noodle Soup

What the Hell? One of my very favorite comfort foods. No matter what time of year, a big, steaming bowl of chicken noodle soup sets everything right and cures what ails me. This is a super simple recipe, requires next to no cooking skills. Another recipe that if you can boil water, you can...

Split Pea Soup with ...

What the Hell? HAM! HAM! HAM! So, you’ve got some leftover holiday ham. Make some hearty, comforty  split peas soup! It’s stupidly simple, if you can chop veggies and boil water, you can make this soup. Impress your friends with your boiling prowess. Fill your belly with a salty,...

Sugar Cookie

What the Hell? Sugar cookies! Everyone loves a good sugar cookie. These are soft, melt-in-your-mouth, sweet cookie goodness. This recipe does not need to be refrigerated or anything. Super simple. The key is to slightly under bake these babies so they don’t get hard and crunchy. What...

Cottage Pie

What the Hell? Ground beef and veggies topped with mashed potatoes! What’s not to like? It’s a big plate of meaty comfort food. Substitute ground lamb and you get shepherd’s pie. Seriously, you want this in your mouth. Now. What the hell should I drink? Raison D’Etre...

Rainbow Bean Soup

What the Hell? Beans! Beans! The musical fruit. You know the rest. Beans, good tasting and good for you. Full of fiber and antioxidants to keep your poopy system running smooth. Nobody wants a clogged up poopy system. Eat your damn beans and feel good! What the hell should I drink? A medium...

Enchilada with sweet...

What the Hell? Not so pretty to look at, but oh so tasty. I cheated with the photo and shot it before they were baked. Don’t let the ugly mess you end up with fool you , these are AMAZING. So many flavors working together, it’s a party in your mouth. Even non-vegetarians would...

Chicken Pot Pie

What the Hell? Chicken Pot Pie Dammit! You know it. You you crave it. You love it. Yes, it’s a little time consuming. Yes, there are a lot of steps. Good comfort food takes time, quit complaining and cook! This is very free form. Add any veggies you like. Have fun and experiment....

Marinara Sauce

What the Hell? Simple, versatile and tasty red sauce. Not only is it great as a pasta sauce, it’s also a fantastic pizza sauce and adds some sass to soups or tomato based chowders. Use it, abuse and love every minute of it. What the hell should I drink? Red, red, wine. A full, sock you...

Connie’s Choco...

What the Hell? The best, chewy, gooey, most amazing, chocolate chip cookie you will ever shove in your unworthy pie hole. The recipe was painstakingly crafted by my friend Connie Hansen. She is a cookie savant. She is making the world a better place, one cookie at a time. She sells her...

Chocolate and peanut...

What the Hell? Mmmmmm chocolate. Mmmmmm peanut butter. Mmmmmmm sandwich cookies. What the hell should I drink? A big, thick, chocolate stout. Rogue Chocolate Stout is yummy. What the hell should I listen to? Get out of my way by Roachpowder. It’s what you’ll be saying to anyone...

Jammy Dodgers with R...

What the Hell? I love Jammy Dodgers and I love almond cookies. Why shouldn’t they live together in one happy cookie? Now they can. Tangy raspberry burst with smooth and rich almonds all in a happy sandwich cookie of love. What the hell should I drink? A nice fruity lambic is the way to...

Veggie Potato and Mu...

What the Hell? Roasted taters, garlic and mushrooms! A tasty triumvirate. So simple, so yummy you’ll lick the bowl clean. What the hell should I drink? Russian Imperial Stout. Mmmmmm thick and hearty, liquid doom.  Stone Imperial Russian Stout is a powerful mouthful. What the hell...

Veggie Black Bean So...

What the Hell? Fiber! Fiber! Fiber! Tasty and delicious fart fuel! Fill your belly and treat your body right with this healthy and hearty soup. This recipe makes a shit-ton! You will need a very large Crock Pot to hold it all. This freezes very well. What the hell should I drink? A good ale...

Veggie Chili

What the Hell? No bell peppers! Bring on the root vegetables and squash to bulk up this bitch! This is a very spicy chili. It’s a slow, forehead sweating, nose running, put hair on your teeth kinda burn. If you’re not a fan of spicy don’t make this or cut back on the...

Veggie Pasta Soup

What the Hell? So damn easy your dog could make this! If you can boil water, you can make this soup. This is my bastardized, vegetarian version of Italian Wedding Soup. Packed full of vitamins, it’s so tasty you won’t even realize how healthy it is. Popeye would get a boner over...

Veggie Lentil Stew

What the Hell? Lentil soup! With mushrooms and roasted veggies! Warm, hearty, satisfying and it’s really good for you! So full of fiber your colon will thank you. Chow down, gas up and dutch oven your loved ones! Farts always equal funny. Fact. This is fantastic with the Crusty Bread...

Cinnamon Toads

What the Hell? Halloween is right around the corner and it’s time to fill your pie hole with some hoppingly good cinnamon toads! Toads! Covered with cinnamon! The way nature intended. What the hell should I drink? Mulled wine or spiced rum spiked cider. What the hell should I listen to?...

Chewy peanut butter ...

What the Hell? Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Full of peanut buttery goodness. The best peanut butter cookie you will ever have. What the hell should I drink? Milk. That’s all I got. I have no idea what booze goes well with peanut butter. You’ll have to figure that...

Spicy chicken tortel...

What the Hell? Easiest soup on the planet. One pot and almost no chop. You don’t even have to know how to cook to make this. If you can use a can opener and boil water, you can make this. Impress your friends! What the hell should I drink? Something light and in the lager category. Not...

Big-ass Veggie Piros...

What the Hell? This is a recipe adapted from “Sara’s Piroshki” from a Moosewood Restaurant Cookbook I found Half-Priced Books. These are a little time consuming, but very easy to make, so don’t be a lazy ass. Once these are baked, they freeze very well and are great...

Crusty Bread Ball

What the Hell? No kneading. No fuss. This is by far the simplest bread recipe I’ve ever come across. It’s almost fool proof. This is an adaptation of a recipe from Simply So Good. This recipe will change your life. Seriously. Eat it! This is a very rustic loaf with big airy holes...